Teacher: Raj, tell me how much is 22 multiplied by 3?
Kapil: But teacher, the answer is wrong !
Teacher: Yes I know! till yesterday, his answer was ten. Thank God, it is now atleast twenty.
Judge: The first person to raise his voice will be thrown out!
Policeman: Stop! you have no light!
Motorist: Out of the way! I have no breaks either!
Doctor: Mr. Akash I am afraid you have rabies.
Akash: Quick! give me a paper and a pen.
Doctor: Why? To make your will?
Mr. Akash: No! to make a list of people I intend to bite.